Funny humorous English joke story

Funny joke story

I feel for no , and when I am in a bad mood, I will do . Will you do this? Here, the has and funny and jokes to make your mood .

1: Funny and joke

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An old were very . As a they had a house. One day the old woman her . She out: "Old man, where are you?"

"I'm in the for a nap," the old man. the old woman was to hear that. She cried: "What? On the sofa?" "No, I'm lying on the floor," the old man.

“不在那个大吗？”老太太再次问。 "No, I've it up," said her .

There was an old very , so they had a house with . One day, the old woman didn't see her , so she : "Old man, where are you?"

The old man , "I'll take a nap in the room."老妇人震惊地尖叫着说：“什么？你在沙发上睡觉吗？”

“不，我躺在地板上，”老人回答。老妇人再次焦急地问：“你不是躺在美丽的地毯上吗？” “不，我已经卷起了！”老人说。

第2条：有趣而幽默的英语笑话故事

他走路他走了

一个年轻人回到家说：“爸爸，我刚刚得到我的车，想使用这辆车。”

, "Ok, son, But, first, you have to get good in , keep your room clean, make the yard , and cut your hair. Come back in a few and then we'll see."

Well, and the young man came into the house with his card in his hand, "Dad, I got great marks on my card, I've been my room as neat as apin, and the yard is ship-shape. How about me使用汽车？”

，“这都是真的，但是儿子，你没有剪头发。”

Son said, "But, dad, Jesus had long hair too."

, "Yes, son, you're right, And he walks he goes."

A young man came home and said to his , "Dad, I got my 's , I want to drive."

Dad , "Okay, son. But if you want to get good , you have to clean the room, clean the yard, and clean your hair. We will talk about it after you have it in the past few . 事物。”

A few later, the young man got his and home, "Dad, I have every , the room is neat and the yard is clean. Can I drive?"

爸爸回答：“确实做得很好，但是儿子，你还没有理发。”

儿子说：“但是，耶稣也有长发。”

爸爸回答说：“是的，儿子，这是完全正确的。但是耶稣走到哪里！”

第3条：有趣而幽默的英语笑话故事

变得更糟

一个男人去拜访一个。 He far than was . A week , he still made no to leave.

At last his gave him a hint: "Don't you think that your wife and would miss you?" But the man's was: "Oh, thank you very much. It's most kind of you. I'll send for them."

went to to visit a . He for a long time, his had not . After a week, he had not to leave.

, his to him, "Don't you think your wife and will miss you at home?" , the man's was: "Ah, thank you very much. You are so kind, I'll do it. Call them here.”