谁能给我一些关于汉字的习语，对联，古老的诗，谜语和笑话？

The idiom: Mom's - (aunt) The on the stage - Not () The whip on the stage - the price (fake horse) The Hall is on fire - ( ) The sits in the - Not like a () The star the - Old tune (gun) The star plays the pipa - Old cliché (play) The小麦缠着吹火烧 - 刺痛（仪器）骑马赛车 - 问题（蹄）很难拉动胡须并越过河流 - 谦虚（紧密）过度（紧绷）铃铛被拉入空气中 - 白痴（咆哮）捕获蜜蜂（咆哮）捕捞蜜蜂，蜂蜜 - 蜂蜜（甜蜜的（甜蜜的）辣椒（尖锐的）； eyes of the cow - find tired (tear) Eat beans and dregs stick to the door god - not (stick) The bean curd is on fire - an (skirt) The dried tofu is with meat - a (meat and ) The tofu is with - no words (salt) The hoe the - of the that are - to (peel) in both hands - () The two are blown into a tune - I want to (sound) The is by Yasha - all the the ghost - (birth) The man does not beat his wife - good () The poems - two hands (two hands) The bald man takes off his hat - first name (ming) The girl of the He gives the Zheng - just right (Zheng He) The the rice cover - what sound (liter) The sound is from the rice pot - a mud (rice) The muddy (rice) The coil under the bed - no () tofu - to stir-fry hot beans in cold pan--the more noisy the , the more cold the god the door god on the --the have to do with sand and --the solid --the solid --the boat on the beach--the horn--the fake --the fake cows to the fair---Don't a cow ---The has no money to buy conch--Save some Poor the -plank --The and risky son a spoon in his arms--The in-heart (Heart Sheng) 米饭 - 抬起头的声音 - 可怜的木匠打开 - 只有一句判决（锯）陶艺制造商种植了萨默尔 - 铁张提安希（Iron Zhang thang thang ）去了海上 - 不要碰张提亚希（Zhang few () heads get angry at an ant--just (food) Soles awls--real () made of good paper--can't rely on --can't be made of () Paper stove---The pipa that can't be used when (pot)--A pipa that can't be used for paper--A talk about () Don't be able to stick to the wall-- () Crane the -- （治疗脚）青蛙跳上大鼓 - 不幸的（煤）在街上拉胡须 - 高hum（伤害的胡须）马在绘图上 - 毫无意义（骑行）（骑行的日期），不卖出的几个单词（锯）scale scale（锯），不卖出的范围（save bloce），造成了数量的范围 - 相取的范围 - 与范围不好 - - - - - - - 不销售的范围 - - - - 不好的山顶 - 与规模不好 - - - - - - 不卖出的规模， () 's butt--Not a lot () Monk holds --I can't (hair) Monk up---A lot of (symn) Monk sits in a cave---It's (symn) Monk drags wood--What's wrong (symn) Monk's house--Miao (smn) Monk's head--I can't (hair) Axe ---A ( ) 鱼池塘里的网---鲁普尔（鱼）狐狸吵架 - 骑着老虎的粗鲁（狐狸）狐狸---狐狸假（驱动器）老虎---狗有一个喇叭-（绵羊）愤怒的狗吃豆腐大脑---我不能抱着狗养狗去吃草-------------- Crabs eat crabs-- words (with salt) Fried and put salt on the kang - too idle (salty) Set a pot on the kang - of the stove - lotus by the river - He (he) long in the river - () oil - a heart (cord) mice - (eye) the mouse - for the and - you (mud) 's tiles - Light map () The of the clay grows grass on the body - Panic () The god loach drums - talk (game) The timid - just a (saw) in the air - empty to the net - no way to weave the empty - no one in the eye (wood) The empty is on the pot - for - a cage on the - on the on the board - back () The in - It makes sense (peach and plum) at the in and -- for () Glass - the man (god) Zhao sells buns - The 's (steam) Zhao 流鼻血 - 法官在红色中挖出眼睛 - 盲目管理（幽灵）城市神庙的鼓 - 幽灵看着（敲打）城市神的马 - 难怪（踢）城市上帝的豆子 - 鬼魂吵架（弗莱（Fry （味道）在药房打开一个抽屉 - 找到茶店里的火 - 它确实（燃烧）茶店波 - hu（锅）草柄用作灯 - 粗心（核心）草池被倒入泥池中 - 笑（炸了（炸），用作牛帽，我不能像戴上盖子一样，戴上了它的牛肉 - 戴上了狂热的狂热 - 戴上了狂热的狂暴 - 粘贴 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3。鸟在笼子里，他们的思想是嵌套的（cao cao），他们讨厌ugu yu（uguan yu）而不是张菲（Zhang fei（Zhang fei）4。两艘船竞争，桨的速度（lu su）的速度（lu su）的速度不如帆（ kuai）5。竞争的速度（ of flupe clean cam came clice came came came and flupe is sia is care sia sia sia sia quce sia quce sia qing Quce Quce Quce Quce Quce Quge Q.他）6。莲花根是由于莲花而引起的，（为什么要得到戒指）杏子不需要李子，（幸运的是，没有媒人）7。心中充满泥浆：“丝绸”是和谐的和“私人的”。

第二个对联：“ Mi”与“怀疑”和方言的发音相同。 Lotus根部不需要Lotus根的第一个对联：“为什么“ Lotus Roots”，“场合”。第二个对联：杏子“快乐”，梅花“匹配”。昨晚，我下棋，找到了找到路的道路，可以找到在镜子前看Yan Hui的道路。也就是说，孔子的门徒可以将其解释为“通往件通往作品的道路”。孔子的门徒Yan Hui也指“脸的真实外观”。在出土之前，有一个谦卑的写竹子来表达自己的愿望。看到小米绽放的裂缝和黄色的莲子根，丝绸在上部对联中飞行与凤凰的和谐。第二个对联与乌格莱特很和谐。孔子出生在船的尽头，从汉宗的第一对联跳舞：船“周”。第二个对联：舞蹈“ Wu”。卑鄙的竹子有一个弯曲的头和树叶，骄傲的李子花朵，但没有后背，花雨着雨，灰烬堆成袋装，吹着莲花叶，如海龟，第一个对联：（chen）。第二行：和声（方向）。我面前有一群花园，在村庄的墙壁上有几行短信。汉舒（Han Shu）明亮而清晰。月亮今晚很明显。风和冷露水一定会变成霜冻。第二个对联：“霜”是和谐的和“霜”。李子花朵的第一对对联扫过雪，看着山上的山脉，在溪流中跳舞：do，re，me，me，fa，so，so，la，ti。第二个对联：数字一到七的方言的发音。僧侣载着水，双臂出汗，修女们用手种了幼苗，他将阵列放在阵列“按”和“按”，以“监视”和“格式”和“政府”。 “所有这些”是“ ”和“ Shan Lin”是“ ”。两艘船的速度不如帆。八个音调一起演奏。长笛比长笛和第一个对联更清晰：“桨的速度”与“ Lu Su”相同，而“最快的帆”与“ Fan Kuai”相同。第二个对联：“ di qing”与“ di qing”和“ Xiao He”和“ Xiao He”和和谐相处。点燃塔中的灯和孔孔（贪婪）的角和池塘中的植物莲根。 和Long Roots（Geng）第一个对联：liang的名字叫。第二个对联：Li 的名字是